Hard Work Never Hurt Anyone

Family: A Social Unit Where The Father Is Concerned With Parking Space, The Children With Outer Space, And The Mother With Closet Space.

The Difference Between Two Men Is Usually A Woman.

The Man Who Has A Girl In Every Port Is Not A Sailor But A Wholesaler.

A Cynic Sees Little To Admire In The World, While The World Sees Even Less To Admire In Him.

The Word Impossible Is Peculiar Because If You Examine It Closely, You'll Find That Most Of It Is Possible.