Hard Work Never Hurt Anyone

Many A Woman Would Get A Divorce If She Could Do It Without Making Her Husband Happy.

All Work And No Play Makes Jack A Dull Boy - And Jill A Wealthy Widow.

Many A Husband Lives To Regret The Extravagant Fee He Bestowed Upon The Minister Who Sentenced Him.

Common Sense Is Usually Lack Of Imagination, And Imagination Is Usually Lack Of Common Sense.

Housework Is What A Woman Does That Nobody Notices Unless She Hasn't Done It.