Happiness Is The Quiet Lull

Parents Often Give Middle Names Just So That Later, When They're Yelling At The Kid, They Can Drag It Out. Henry David Thoreau, You Come In Here This Instant!

And After You've Done The Acting, There's A Lot Of Places You Can Put Your Input - In The Editing, In The Production Of It, In The Rewriting Of It And So On

Marriage Is Just An Elaborate Game That Allows Two Selfish People To Periodically Feel That They're Not.

I Always Loved Comedy, But I Never Knew It Was Something You Could Learn To Do. I Always Thought That Some People Are Born Comedians ... Just Like Some People Are Born Dentists.

You Know What? The Obvious Is Obvious For A Reason.