Happiness Is A Sad Song.

Mom Put A Note In My Lunch Again, I See... Dear Son, I Hope You Will Study Hard In Summer School... Do Not Look Upon It As A Punishment, But Rather As A Privilege... We Are Very Proud Of You, And Want You To Have A Good Education. This Note Will Self-destruct In Five Seconds.

Why Me, Lord? Don't Answer That!

Your Stupidity Is Appalling!" "most Stupidity Is!

Big Sisters Are The Crab Grass In The Lawn Of Life.

A Good Education Is The Next Best Thing To A Pushy Mother.