Halloween: The Day Each Year

A Mobile Home With A Flat Tire Is A Home.

When I Used To Go On The Wikipedia Page, And I Haven't Gone On The Page In A While, There Used To Be Some Guy Who Was Doing My Page And He Would Say That He Was My Cousin And I Was Going To Be Doing Projects With Him. I Don't Know Who This Person Is And I Don't Have A Cousin By This Name And This Person Keeps Saying That They're Doing Projects With Me. It's So Weird.

Whenever I See An Autobiography For Sale In The Book Store I Just Flip To The About The Author Section. I'm Like, "done, Next!"

I Was Student Council President In High School, And Even In Law School, I Was Vice-president Of The Student Bar Association.

Leave No Stone Unturned In Your Quest To Disrupt A Rock Garden.