Halloween's My Favorite Holiday Because

Parades Are Man's Attempt To Make Traffic Exciting.

But What I Was Going To Say Was, I Just Figured I'm Going To Go Boldly In The Direction Of My Dreams, Say It As Thoreau Would Say, And Just See Where It Takes Me.

I Think It's Cool When An Ex-girlfriend Becomes An Xl Girlfriend.

Overheard Today In Restaurant: Can You Stop Listening To Our Conversation?

'dammit I'm Mad' Is 'dammit I'm Mad' Spelled Backwards.