Overheard Today In Restaurant: Can

When I Am Holding A Water Balloon, So Many Things Look So Unnecessarily Dry.

Canoe + Waterfall = I Don't Go Camping Anymore.

As Soon As I Jumped Out Of The Airplane, I Realized I Had Forgotten My Parachute. Thank God We Were Still On The Runway.

I've Learned Something On The Road, Traveling Around: State Shapes. The Easier It Is To Draw The Shape Of The State, The Harder It Is To Live In That State. So, If You Live In A Regular Polygon, Get The Hell Outta There. You Gotta Move To A Squiggly Area. Culture's Attracted To Squiggles.

A Good Name For A Gang Would Be The Uneducated Idiot Tough Guys.