Half The Time I Don't

I'm Not Trying To Be The Next Joan Rivers.

What If Woody Allen Called Me And Said, I'm Working On This Movie And There's A Really Divine Role For You. We Want Exactly You! It Would Be Such A Fantasy. Forget It! My Idol, Woody Allen!

I'd Love To Talk To Angelina Jolie. On My Show I Would Love Her Because She's A Mysterious, Mysterious Figure.

The Moon Is Such A Planet, I Can’t Even Stand It. What Else Is It If It’s Not A Planet?

It's No Wonder We Know How To Dress; We've Spent Centuries In Closets.