Guns Don't Kill People, People

You Have The American Dream! The Dream Is To Be Born In A Gutter And Grow Up, And Then Get All The Money In The World And Stick It In Your Ears And Go Thbbbbbt.

If You're Choking In A Restaurant You Can Just Say The Magic Words, 'heimlich Maneuver,' And All Will Be Well. Trouble Is, It's Difficult To Say 'heimlich Maneuver' When You're Choking To Death.

Poetry Is Very Similar To Music, Only Less Notes And More Words.

Fox Hunting, There's Big Fox Hunting Thing, There's Arguments In Britain About Fox Hunting. And They Go Around. They Obviously Hunt Foxes Because The Foxes, They Attack Chickens. And Posh People Have An Alliance With Chickens Just Like In The First World War.

If There Is A God, His Plan Is Very Similar To Someone Not Having A Plan.