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Guns Don't Kill People, People Kill People, And Monkeys Do Too (if They Have A Gun).
-Eddie Izzard
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Guns Don't Kill People, People
Eddie Izzard
Guns Don't Kill People, People Kill People, And Monkeys Do Too (if They Have A Gun).
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