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I Try To Just Talk About Human Stories And What I Think About Religion Or Teapots Or Whatever.

Cable Cars Are Fun - Everyone Gets On Board And Becomes A Rhesus Monkey.

When I Watched Braveheart I Was In Tears And I Was Rooting For The Scottish People

What Was The First Cat That Talked A Human Into Putting A Cat Door In?

Charles Darwin Wrote A Famous Book In 18 [gibberish]. And That Book Was An Interesting Book, Cuz It Was Called "monkey-monkey-monkey-monkey-monkey-monkey-you".