Guns Don't Kill People, People

I Say One Evil Empire Down...one To Go.

I Had An Unusually Large-sized Head, Though This Was Not Uncommon For A Baby In The Midwest. The Craniums In Our Part Of The Country Were Designed To Leave A Little Extra Room For The Brain To Grow In Case One Day We Found Ourselves Exposed To Something We Didn't Understand, Like A Foreign Language, Or A Salad.

You Know We Are Flawed People, So If Someone Is Going To Make A Movie About Me, They Don't Have To Make It Up. My Real Flaws Are Much Funnier.

But I'm Not A Member Of The Democratic Party. If You Know Anything About Me, Anybody Who's Followed Me, I'm The Anti-democrat. I Have Railed Against The Democrats For A Long Time.

There's Over A Billion People On This Planet That Don't Have Access To Clean Drinking Water.