Gross Ignorance Is 144 Times

Middle Age Is When Your Old Classmates Are So Grey And Wrinkled And Bald They Don't Recognize You.

The Atomic Age Is Here To Stay - But Are We?

Good Manners: The Noise You Don't Make When You're Eating Soup.

Football Season: The Only Time Of The Year When A Man Can Walk Down The Street With A Blond On One Arm And A Blanket On The Other Without Encountering Raised Eyebrows.

Reading Is A Pleasure Of The Mind, Which Means That It Is A Little Like A Sport: Your Eagerness And Knowledge And Quickness Count For Something. The Fun Of Reading Is Not That Something Is Told To You, But That You Stretch Your Mind. Your Own Imagination Works Along With The Authors, Or Even Goes Beyond His, Yields The Same Or Different Conclusions, And Your Ideas Develop As You Understand His.