Great Minds Don't Think Alike.

You Don't Argue With A Four-year Old About Why He Shouldn't Eat Candy For Dinner. You Don't Punch A Mentally Handicapped Guy Even If He Punches You First. And You Don't Argue When A Women Tells You She's Only Making 80 Cents To Your Dollar. It's The Path Of Least Resistance. You Save Your Energy For More Important Battles.

In Japan, Employees Occasionally Work Themselves To Death. It’s Called Karoshi. I Don’t Want That To Happen To Anybody In My Department. The Trick Is To Take A Break As Soon As You See A Bright Light And Hear Dead Relatives Beckon.

Your Inability To See Other Possibilities And Your Lack Of Vocabulary Are Your Brain's Limits, Not The Universe's.

There's A Fine Line Between Marketing And Grand Theft.

Life Is Half Delicious Yogurt, Half Crap, And Your Job Is To Keep The Plastic Spoon In The Yogurt.