Grab This Day By The

Grab This Day By The Neck And Kiss It.

Friendship Is So Weird. You Just Pick A Human You've Met And You're Like, 'yep, I Like This One,' And You Just Do Stuff With Them.

To People Who Want To Be Rich And Famous, I'd Say, "get Rich First And See If That Doesn't Cover It."

It's The Most Terrifying Day Of Your Life, The Day The First One Is Born. Your Life, As You Know It, Is Gone. Never To Return. But They Learn How To Walk, And They Learn How To Talk, And You Want To Be With Them. And They Turn Out To Be The Most Delightful People You'll Ever Meet In Your Life.

Different Vodkas Have Different Effects. Some Make You Feel A Little... Poly-lingual. Some Make You Feel Like You Want To Talk Back To Someone Who's Giving You A Hard Time. Some Make You Feel Like Lifting Kettle Bells.