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My Back Hurts. My Legs Ache. I'm Only Four!

People Only Talk About What A Joyous Experience It Is, But There Is Terror: Your Life, As You Know It, Is Over. It's Over The Day That Child Is Born. It's Over, And Something Completely New Starts.

In Japan, You Have No Idea What They Are Saying, And They Can't Help You Either. Nothing Makes Any Sense. They're Very Polite, But You Feel Like A Joke Is Being Played On You The Entire Time You're There.

I've Got Kids And That's Important. It's Funny, You Think That There's An Expiration Date On Them And There Just Isn't.

I Go Home And Stay There. I Wash And Scrub Up Each Day, And That's It. One Month I Actually Grew A Moustache, Just So I Could Say That I'd Done Something.