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The Ultimate Risk Is Not Taking A Risk.

When A Man Marries His Mistress It Creates A Job Opportunity.

When You Marry Your Mistress, You Create A Job Vacancy.

The Bigger The Headquarters The More Decadent The Company.

We (british) Have Reached The State Where The Private Sector Is That Part Of The Economy The Government Controls And The Public Sector Is That Part That Nobody Controls.