Golf Is A Thinking Man's

I Don't Exaggerate - I Just Remember Big.

I'm Playing Like Tarzan-and Scoring Like Jane.

I Read The Greens In Spanish, But I Putt In English.

If You Buy A Book On Golf Instruction Buy The Thinnest Book You Can Find. The Thinner The Book, Chances Are The Easier And More Elementary The Instruction. It Can Do One Of Two Things: Help You More Or Hurt You Less. Both Are Good Compared To The Alternative.

Red Meat Is Not Bad For You. Now Blue-green Meat, That's Bad For You!