God Forgive Us-but Most Of

Ninety-seven Saint Days A Year Wouldn't Affect The Theater, But Two Yom Kippurs Would Ruin It.

I Saw A Notice That Said "drink Canada Dry" And I've Just Started.

They Took Away Our Land, Our Language, And Our Religion; But They Could Never Harness Our Tongues.

Nothing Hurts More Than The Friendly Letter That One Never Got Around To Writing.

In A Society Which Really Supported Marriage The Wife Would Be Encouraged To Go To The Office And Make Love To Her Husband On The Company's Time And With Its Blessing.