God, As Some Cynic Has

When The Ball Was Last Seen Crossing The Roof Of The Stand In Deep Right Field At 315 Feet, We Wonder Whether New Baseballs Conversing Together In The Original Package Ever Remark: "join Ruth And See The World."

For The Truth There Is No Deadline.

The Tradition Of Professional Baseball Always Has Been Agreeably Free Of Chivalry. The Rule Is, "do Anything You Can Get Away With."

The Great Threat To The Young And Pure In Heart Is Not What They Read But What They Don't Read.

A Cat Is Nobody's Fool.