Glamour Is What I Sell,

Darling, The Legs Aren't So Beautiful, I Just Know What To Do With Them.

H Is For Hardware Store: I'd Rather Go To The Hardware Store Than The Opera. And I Like The Opera.

[on Orson Welles:] When I Talk To Him, I Feel Like A Plant That's Been Watered.

I Have Been Photographed To Death.

What A Man Notices First About A Woman Is Whether She Notices Him.