Give Me Oysters And Beer,

I've Done A Bit Of Smuggling, I've Run My Share Of Grass. I Made Enough Money To Buy Miami, But I Piss It Away So Fast.

Our Children May Save Us If They Are Taught To Care Properly For The Planet; But If Not, It May Be Back To The Ice Age Or The Caves From Where We First Emerged. Then We'll Have To View The Universe Above From A Cold, Dark Place. No More Jet Skis, Nuclear Weapons, Plastic Crap, Broken Pay Phones, Drugs, Cars, Waffle Irons, Or Television. Come To Think Of It, That Might Not Be A Bad Idea.

You've Been Acting Like Jesus Owes You A Favor, But He's A Little Smart For You To Fool.

Be Yourself, Be Pleasant, Play Hard And Have No Regrets.

Whether It's A Letter, Song Lyrics, Part Of A Novel, Or Instructions On How To Fix A Kitchen Sink, It's Writing. You Keep Your Craft Honed, You Acquire The Discipline To Finish Things. You Turn Into A Self-taskmaster.