Ghost Of Bobby: No, No

The Summer Movies Are Coming Out. My Advice: Just Stay Home And Burn A Good Book.

Pissing Off Peta Is As Easy As Pie. Delicious Kitten Pie.

Thinking That Other People Might Be Better Than You Is What Makes You Canadian, Not American.

The Greatest Threat Facing American Today - Next To Voter Fraud, The Western Pinebark Beetle, And The Memory Foam Mattress - Is The National News Media.

In God's Eyes All Children Are Beautiful But Here On Earth We Have Higher Standards.