Getting Out Of The Hospital

There Is Nothing More Miserable In The World Than To Arrive In Paradise And Look Like Your Passport Photo.

Never Have More Children Than You Have Car Windows.

Mothers Are Not The Nameless, Faceless Stereotypes Who Appear Once A Year On A Greeting Card With Their Virtues Set To Prose, But Women Who Have Been Dealt A Hand For Life And Play Each Card One At A Time The Best Way They Know How. No Mother Is All Good Or All Bad, All Laughing Or All Serious, All Loving Or All Angry. Ambivalence Rushes Through Their Veins.

Marriage Has No Guarantees. If That's What You're Looking For, Go Live With A Car Battery.

Giving Birth Is Little More Than A Set Of Muscular Contractions Granting Passage Of A Child. Then The Mother Is Born.