Gentlemen Prefer Blondes... But Gentlemen

Tallulah [bankhead] Was The Foremost Naughty Girl Of Her Era But, In Those Days, "naughty" Meant Piquant, Whereas Values Have So Changed That Now, In The 1970s, It Generally Means Nauseating.

The Rarest Of All Things In American Life Is Charm. We Spend Billions Every Year Manufacturing Fake Charm That Goes Under The Heading Of Public Relations. Without It, America Would Be Grim Indeed.

And What, For Instance, Would Have Happened Had Romeo And Juliet Lived To Middle Age, Their Silhouettes Broadened By Pasta?

The Wrong Side Of The Tracks Is Livelier.

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.