I Used To Think That

It Isn't That Gentlemen Really Prefer Blondes, It's Just That We Look Dumber.

Pleasure That Isn't Paid For Is As Insipid As Everything Else That's Free.

The Rarest Of All Things In American Life Is Charm. We Spend Billions Every Year Manufacturing Fake Charm That Goes Under The Heading Of Public Relations. Without It, America Would Be Grim Indeed.

That Our Popular Art Forms Have Become So Obsessed With Sex Has Turned The U.s.a Into A Nation Of Hobbledehoys; As If Grown People Don't Have More Vital Concerns, Such As Taxes, Inflation, Dirty Politics, Earning A Living, Getting An Education, Or Keeping Out Of Jail.

Show Business Is The Best Possible Therapy For Remorse.