"fussy Eater" Is A Euphemism

In Tv Today, You Can Say I Pricked My Finger, But You Can't Say It The Other Way Around.

Beethoven Was So Hard Of Hearing, He Thought He Was A Painter.

Life Is Sacred? Who Said So, God? Hey, If You Read History You'll Realize That God Is One Of The Leading Causes Of Death...has Been For Thousands Of Years. Hindus, Muslims, Christians, Jews, All Taking Turns Killing Each Other Because God Told Them It Was A Good Idea.

Sudden Total Weight Loss.

I Hope I'm Beginning A New Cycle Of Energy And Creativity. If So, It'll Really Be My Third Career. The First Was As A Straight Comic In The Sixties. The Second Was As A Counterculture Performer In The Seventies. The Third Will Be...well, That's For Others To Judge.