Fun Is Like Life Insurance;

Of All The Unbearable Nuisances, The Ignoramus That Has Traveled Is The Worst.

Nobody Ever Forgets Where He Buried The Hatchet.

We Like Little Children, Because They Tear Out As Soon As They Get What They Want.

Folks That Blurt Out Just What They Think Wouldn't Be So Bad If They Thought.

A Fellow Ought To Save A Few Of The Long Evenings He Spends With His Girl Till After They're Married.