The Earth Without Art Is

I Find That A Shirt Is Most Similar To A Napkin When I Don't Have A Napkin.

I've Often Liked A Girl, Made Her Laugh, And Thought She Liked Me, And Then Found Out That She Didn't Like Me That Way. I've Definitely Done Time In The Friend Zone.

Love Is, And I Hope It Never Isn't.

Vampires Probably Don't Have Great Breath.

It's Not The Size Of The Dog In The Fight, It's The Size Of The Dog's Owner - And The Distance You Are From Your Car.