For Me, Molly Hatchet Is

You Know What My Drink Is? Jack Daniel's. Yes, That Is A Wild Man Drink. That Should Come With Bail Money, You Know What I'm Saying? Because On Jack, You Don't Know Where You're Going To End Up, But You Know When You Get There, You Won't Be Wearing Any Pants.

I'm Not Really A Music Guy.

When I First Saw A Strap On, I Put It On My Head And Ran Around Like A Rhino.

I Smoke So Much. Three Packs A Day... I Went To The Bathroom, A Camel Came Out Of My Ass.

I Don't Watch Reality Tv.