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If I Managed The Cubs, I'd Be An Alcoholic.

A Slick Way To Outfigure A Person Is To Get Him Figuring You Figure He's Figuring You're Figuring He'll Figure You Aren't Really Figuring What You Want Him To Figure You Figure.

We Need Three Kinds Of Pitching: Left-handed, Right-handed And Relief.

One Time In Spring Training, We Had The Hit-and-run On, And Carl Erskine Threw Me A Curve And I Struck Out Into A Double Play. I Came Back To The Bench And Casey [stengel] Said, 'next Time, Tra-la-la.' I Didn't Know What Tra-la-la Meant, But Next Time Up, I Hit A Line Drive, Right Into A Double Play. When I Sat Down, Casey Came Over And Said, 'like I Told You, Tra-la-la.'

What Counts Aren't The Number Of Double Plays, But The Ones You Should Have Had And Missed.