For A Comedy To Work,

I Grew Up In A Very Old-fashioned Roman Catholic, Italian-irish Family In Philly.

I Think If You Live In A Black-and-white World, You're Gonna Suffer A Lot. I Used To Be Like That. But I Don't Believe That Anymore.

In A Relationship You Want To Treat People The Way You Want To Be Treated.

I Always Sort Of Talk About - To Myself At Least, Or To My Friends, About Wanting To Just Keep Life Very Simple. I've Found It Most Simple Here In New York. You Know, It's Basically I Have A, In A Way, A 9-to-5 Job, You Know? I Do Eight Shows A Week. I Live In New York City. I Get To Walk Everywhere, And You Know, Just Be One Of The People Of The City. And It's Actually Wonderful.

Give Me An Authentic Woman, And I'm Happy.