Michael Jackson Was A Poor

Even I Felt Sorry For Richard Nixon When He Left; There's Nothing You Can Do About Being Born Liberal - Fish Gotta Swim And Hearts Gotta Bleed.

Being Slightly Paranoid Is Like Being Slightly Pregnant - It Tends To Get Worse.

Good Thing We've Still Got Politics In Texas - Finest Form Of Free Entertainment Ever Invented.

Everyone Knows [george W. Bush] Has No Clue, But No One There Has The Courage To Say It. I Mean, Good Gawd, The Man Is As He Always Has Been: Barely Adequate.

Behind A Smoke Screen Of High-profile Female Appointees And Soothing Slogans, George W. Bush Is Waging War On Women.