Being Slightly Paranoid Is Like

Texas Liberals Are The Camels Of Good News. We Can Cross Entire Deserts Between Oases.

This Is The Man (ronald Reagan) Who Proved That Ignorance Is No Handicap To The Presidency

We Often Seem To Be Swimming Through Such A Miasma Of Sexual Violence - In Advertising, Television Programming, Heavy Metal, Rap, Films, And Worst Of All, In The Home - That Even First Amendment Absolutists Sometimes Daydream About How Nice It Would Be To Have Government-as-nanny Just Outlaw All This Effluent.

Being Slightly Paranoid Is Like Being Slightly Pregnant - It Tends To Get Worse.

Imagine Wasting All That Perfectly Good Anger On Paranoid Fantasies. Not Since Emily Litella Got Upset About "soviet Jewelry" Has There Been Such A Waste Of Anger. You Will Notice A Certain Theme To These Emily Litella Moments. Behind Them All Is A Touching Faith That Someone, Somewhere Is Actually In Charge Of What's Happening - A Proposition I Beg Leave To Doubt.