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First, When I Was 12, I Saw A Spanish Girl Jumping Rope. I Never Saw Her Face, But It Was Still The Most Beautiful Sight I'd Ever Seen.

The Most Important Word In American, In Western Culture, Is "i."

Sugar-free Ice Pops Are An Invention Of God. They Hardly Have Any Calories Since They're Mostly Water. I Eat About 15 Pops Every Two Days.

Music Is The Only Industry Where You Don't Need To Know What You're Doing To Get Ahead. Well, That And Politics.

Get Rid Of The Friends Who Want You To Spend Your Whole Day Doing Nothing With Them. They're Not Your Friends. They're Your Enemies.