First They Gerrymander Us Into

I Kind Of Think That If You Show Conspiracy Theorists A Photo Of The Dead Bin Laden They Will Come Up With An Explanation For Why It's Really A Photoshoped Picture Of Bin Laden Asleep. Or His Dead Cousin Fred. Donald Trump Apparently Believes That Bin Laden Is Dead, So That Ought To Be Enough For The Middle East.

Bin Laden Wasn't All That Central To The Terrorist Network Any More, But Taking Him Down Created A Kind Of National Catharsis. It's Been A Really, Really Long Time Since We Had Something To Celebrate That Didn't Involve A Sports Team. I'd Rather It Had Been A Non-death-related Occasion, But We'll Take What We Can Get.

This Is America, And We Don't Restrict Our Battles Over People's Sex Lives To 11 Months A Year

You Know, I Really Miss Sex Scandals. They're Generally Colorful. They Almost Never Mean Anything Over The Long Run. And While They're Going On, The People Who Actually Keep The Government Running Are Let Alone To Go About Their Business. Good Old Sex Scandals.

Women Are Needed In The Military Because There Aren't Enough Soldiers, And We're Seeing More Women Serve.