Failing Is What We Do,

Everything In Large Doses Is Gonna Kill You. Even Happiness.

My Job Is Not To Talk Smack About Anything. This Is Why I Dislike Strongly Doing Magazine Articles: My Personality Does Not Translate To Print. People Don't Read It As Sarcasm, And It Just Comes Off Badly.

I'm Simply The Mom Who Makes The Lunch, Drives To School, Finds Where The Toys Are, Washes The Clothes, And I'm Here To Play. And That's All I Should Be.

I Always Had Boyfriends, But I Never Imagined A Proposal Or A Wedding. To Me, That Was Like Having A Ball And Chain Round Your Neck.

People Who Do Comedy Really Are The Nastiest People On The Planet.