Experience Is What You Have

I Live To Laugh, And I Laugh To Live.

I Bought An Ideal Gift For My Mother-in-law - A Battery-operated Mouth.

It's Always Consoling To Know That Today's Christmas Gifts Are Tomorrow's Garage Sales.

Some Kids Want To Know Why The Teachers Get Paid When It's The Kids Who Have To Do All The Work.

You Can Lead A Man To Congress, But You Can't Make Him Think.