Excited About Black Friday. Also

Excited About Black Friday. Also Excited About Jew Tuesday.

I Don't Want To Be The One To Break It To You, But The Future Ain't That Funny.

I'm Not Elvis. I Don't Get Chased By Paparazzi.

Steven Spielberg Seems To Have Wanted To Be A Director From 13. He Put His Dog In A Certain Position And Made Him Eat At Four O'clock. He Liked To Direct It. But, To Me, Directing Is Tedious. Especially If You're Acting In It. And I'm Inherently Lazy.

If We Had 3 Million Exhibitionists And Only One Voyeur, Nobody Could Make Any Money.