Everything's Coming Up Roses -

I Remember Tallulah (bankhead) Telling Of Going Into A Public Ladies' Room And Discovering There Was No Toilet Tissue. She Looked Underneath The Booth And Said To The Lady In The Next Stall, 'i Beg Your Pardon, Do You Happen To Have Any Toilet Tissue In There?' The Lady Said No. So Tallulah Said, 'well, Then, Dahling, Do You Have Two Fives For A Ten?'

I've Made A Wonderful Living Playing That Theatrical Character - The Professional Brassy Dame

I Have Plenty Of Invitations To Go Places, Lots To Do. If I'm Not Working, I Go To Have My Hair Taken Care Of And Work At Needlepoint

There Have Been People Who Have Tried To Take Advantage Of Me. They Want To Be Linked To Me Just Because I'm Ethel Merman.

Legend Has It That When God Created Me, He Gave Me A Big Distinctive Voice, A Lot Of Boldness And No Heart.