Everything That Happens To Me

One Night All The James Brown Band Was Playing On Stage And I Look In The Back And I Could See Mick Jagger And Keith Richards Trying To Get In The Club And They Couldn't Get In Cause It Was To Crowded.

Activism, To Me, I Don't Know If It Really Works. It May Work For Somebody Else, But It Does Not Work For Me.

Now The [smartphone] Has Freed Everybody, And So Everybody Gets Better. No Matter What You Say, People Will Check You Out On Their Phone.

Look At All The Drug Busts All Over The Country. There Must Be An Audience There Somewhere. My Feeling Is That If We're Losing The War On Drugs, Let's Do A Movie For The Enemy.

You Know That Old Joke About Potheads Having Bad Memories? Well, The Bad Memories Are Like Pain, Discomfort, And Fear. So You Lose All That, And The Body Reacts By Healing Faster And Stronger.