Well, I Started Out As

You Look At Cheney, Rumsfeld, Karl Rove, And Bush - If You Saw Them On Halloween, They Wouldn't Need A Costume. You'd Give Them A Treat And Compliment Them On What Great-looking Demons They Were. They Are Demons. There's No Doubt About It.

I Want My Ashes Either With Some Really Good Primo Or As Some Fertilizer For Plants.

It's Like Love Making, The Foreplay Is The Biggest Part, The Same Thing As Comedy. If You Can Frame Your Show In Such A Way That The Funny Jokes Become Funnier.

I Am Off All The Cancer Meds. Energy Is A Bit Low But Other Than That, I Feel Really Good.

I'd Rather Have My Kid Smoking Pot Than Drinking.