Everyone Takes Fashion So Seriously!

No More Botox For Me. Betty White's Bowels Move More Than My Face.

Elizabeth Taylor's So Fat She Puts Mayonnaise On Aspirin.

I Have No Sex Appeal And It Has Screwed Me Up For Life; My Gynecologist Examines Me By Telephone.

Last Night I Asked My Husband, 'what's Your Favorite Sexual Position?' And He Said, 'next Door.'

My Parents Hated Me. All I Ever Heard Was, "why Can't You Be Like Your Cousin Shelia? Why Can't You Be Like Your Cousin Shelia?" Shelia Had Died At Birth.