Everyone Should Have An Evil

Why Hate Someone For The Color Of Their Skin When There Are Much Better Reasons To Hate Them?

My Brother And I Tortured My Mother Growing Up.

I Certainly Know Guys In Comedy, I Know Some Actors, And I Definitely Know Some Musicians, Who Have Survived To A Certain Age And Make A Good Living Doing What They Do, But Nobody Knows Who They Are. They Wake Up Every Day And They Have The Ability To Get Paid Practicing Their Art, But Underneath It All, If You Scratched The Surface, You Still Get, "if I Only Had My Own Show . . .," Or "if I Only Had My Own Band . . ." It's What People Always Do When They Want To Be Their Own Star.

My Goal Is To Leave This Planet With The Biggest Carbon Footprint I Can Possibly Leave.

I Went To See The 'spider-man' Movies Because My Wife Is A Fan, And So Are My Kids.