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How Come Nobody Wants To Argue With Me? Is It Because I'm Always So Right?

Forget Goals. Value The Process.

If You Had A Pill That Would Guarantee A Pitcher 20 Wins, But Might Take Five Years Off His Life, He'd Take It.

Jim Pagliaroni Joined The Club Tonight And Is Going To Be A Welcome Addition. He Was Describing A Girl That One Of The Ballplayers Had Been Out With And Said, “it's Hard To Say Exactly What She Looked Like. She Was Kind Of Joe Torre With Tits.” This Joke Can Only Be Explained With A Picture Of Joe Torre. But I'm Not Sure Any Exist. He Dissolves Camera Lenses.

Statistics Are About As Interesting As First Base Coaches.