Everyone Needs A Small-town Banker.

Life Insurance Can Be Numbingly Complicated. Clients Often Turn Off Their Brains And Surrender Their Judgment To The Very Agent Or Planner Who Brought On Their Coma In The First Place.

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Stock Prices Aren't Real Things. They're Just Froth On A Wave. The Wave Is The Only Real Thing, Which Investors Forget When They're Watching The Ticket Slither By.

Buy A Friend; Hire A Lawyer.

Lawyers Are Operators Of The Toll Bridge Across Which Anyone In Search Of Justice Has To Pass.