Everybody Was Up To Something,

As One Gets Older, One Discovers Everything Is Going To Be Exactly The Same With Different Hats On.

Never Trust A Man With Short Legs. His Brains Are Too Near His Bottom.

You Always Ought To Have Tom Cats Arranged, You Know - It Makes 'em More Companionable.

Thousands Of People Have Talent. I Might As Well Congratulate You For Having Eyes In Your Head. The One And Only Thing That Counts Is: Do You Have Staying Power?

I Never Cared Who Scored The Goal, Or Which Side Won The Silver Cup. I Never Learned To Bat Or Bowl; But I Heard The Curtain Going Up.