Everybody Wants To Get Into

Everybody Wants To Get Into The Act!

Everybody Wants Ta Get Inta Da Act!

Be Awfully Nice To Them Going Up, Because You're Gonna Meet Them All Coming Down.

I Was Hurt So Deep That I Made Up My Mind Never To Hurt Anybody Else, No Matter What. I Never Made Jokes About Anybody's Big Ears, Their Stut-terin', Or About Them Bein' Off Their Nut.

It Dawned On Me Then That As Long As I Could Laugh, I Was Safe From The World; And I Have Learned Since That Laughter Keeps Me Safe From Myself, Too.