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Wouldn't It Be Great If You Could Only Get Aids By Giving Money To Television Preachers?

When Women Are Depressed, They Eat Or Go Shopping.

I Am Thankful That Geniuses And Artists And Good People, No Matter How Hard It Is, Will Eventually Be Recognized. I Am Doubly Thankful That Also Goes For Idiots.

We Have Women In The Military, But They Don't Put Us In The Front Lines. They Don't Know If We Can Fight, If We Can Kill. I Think We Can. All The General Has To Do Is Walk Over To The Women And Say, 'you See The Enemy Over There? They Say You Look Fat In Those Uniforms.'

People Want Sex Education Out Of The Schools. They Believe Sex Education Causes Promiscuity. Hey, I Took Algebra, But I Never Do Math.