Every Part I Play Is

I Never Met My Theater Fans. I'm Out The Stage Door Five Minutes After The Curtain Goes Up. So That's It. I Don't Even Know Who Comes, But Thank God They Do Come. I Can't Tell. I Keep My Head Down. I Don't Meet Them. The Fans From "harry Potter" Are Kids Who Stop Me In The Street. I Love That. That's Terrific. I Was Amazed How Many Do.

There Were No Spells At My School, Just A Smack In The Mouth.

Oh Yeah, I'd Love To Be A Comedian. I've Done A Lot, But Always In The Confines Of Plays.

I've Always Tried To Be An Actor Who... I Just Plod On And Try To Keep My Mouth Shut, Mind My Own Business. I Find The Whole Thing About People's Lives... I Can't Understand It. I'm Always Astonished That People Want To Know Anything About Me.

I Belong To Quite A Lot Of Learned Societies. We Collect Firearms And Discuss Them At Dinners And Clubs And Things.