Every Man Has His Follies

Knowledge Is Like Money, The More A Man Gits The More He Hankers For.

Be Kind To Your Mother-in-law, But Pay For Her Board At Some Good Hotel.

People Who Have Nothing To Say Are Never At A Loss In Talking.

It Is A Great Art To Be Superior To Others Without Letting Them Know It.

Newfoundland Dogs Are Good To Save Children From Drowning, But You Must Have A Pond Of Water Handy And A Child, Or Else There Will Be No Profit In Boarding A Newfoundland.