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Mr. Mcgregor's A Nasty Piece Of Work, Isn't He? Quite The Darth Vader Of Children's Literature.

"edward, Edward," He Said With A Patronising Smile, "there Are No Unanswered Questions Of Any Relevance. Every Question That We Need To Ask Has Been Answered Fully. If You Can't Find The Correct Answer Then You Are Obviously Asking The Wrong Question."

Books May Look Like Nothing More Than Words On A Page, But They Are Actually An Infinitely Complex Imaginotransference Technology That Translates Odd, Inky Squiggles Into Pictures Inside Your Head.

I Have The Death Sentence In Seven Genres.

Growth Purely For Its Own Sake Is The Philosophy Of Cancer.